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This is Where I Live [Like An Animal]

Some inside footage of the apartment I love calling home.  I also can get rid of humans

with no trace since I'm a fucking pig apparently.  Email me and we can discuss payment

for my new "murdering" service that I just thought of.  LOL

This is what my recording studio looked like at some point in time.  It's not current.

I bet it's still cleaner than YOUR home recording studio!  Right?

I'm a big fat liar who is wearing pants that are on fire at first before....

KABOOOM..... A Big Caplosion goes KABOOOM!!!

So if you notice the post before this one & notice the posts' words and time stamp, you'll not only notice how long it's been since my last blog post but you'll notice how good you've become at noticing things that I point out for you to notice.    For instance, here's an example of  a few things that I've noticed that you might not have noticed without warning or any further notice.   

1. The previous post notes that the previous post was supposed to be the most last post 
2. I suppose it was mostly bogus
3. It sort-of toasts adieu to Google's blogger 
4. Note: "I'll no longer be using Google's blogger"
5. Turns out, it was all a crock of...
6. Shit

I hope you've noticed that I've totally overhauled DERKJICKFACE.COM for what I believe is NOW the most BESTEST fucking site in the entire universe! Have you noticed it yet?

Please NOTE and take notice of the website's new layout, branding, notability and overall awesomeness of the newly formatted site's appearance.  Then, be sure to notice & worship its simplicity as well ass it's ability to be the BEST and shit.