Shell Brand Fabric Softener and Detergent in ONE Advertisement from the 80s

Remix of Brothermaniac's "Rockout!"

You Are Entitled To My Opinion: Interview with Derk Jickface.

You Are Entitled To My Opinion: Interview with Derk Jickface.: Full Name: Derk Jickface  Awesome DJ Do you have a nickname? A few: Walt, Kouka, Kouka Khan, Douglas Walter Salvador, Walt Jr.  ...

Learn To Disco - Vinyl Lessons By Derk

Buy one and get one at DOUBLE the price!  

Artwork by Derk

You TOO can learn to Disco dance just like all the fucking jerks you see on the club dance floor! 

For a limited time and only through this website offer*, you can order "Lesson One: The Jerk" absolutely FREE ** for a trial period of one month!***  If you like the awesome dance moves that you're GUARANTEED**** to learn after the "FREE** Month***Guaranteed**** Offer," simply sign up for the "A Lesson A Week" deal of a lifetime and you will receive a new disco dance lesson delivered straight to your mailbox *****every week for the next 64 years!  That's 3328  brand new****** disco dance lessons that are guaranteed**** to teach you  the AWESOME moves that will make all those pricks at the club wish they were you!  With the instructions clearly recorded and spoken by Derk Jickface , it is EASY to listen and FOLLOW the recorded clear instructions.  Then after the 78 minutes of  the "LESSON"on side A is over, flip the record to put your moves to use by listening to the same disco song that will appear on every lesson. 

You can't not unlearn dance moves, CAN YOU?!?!

Don't be an asshole and pass up this awesome once in a lifetime offer like everyone did in 1975.  Instead, be AWESOME and be ORIGINAL by following  Derk Jickface's exact instructions every week and then tear up that club's dance floor with style.  Stand out from the crowd by joining our "Refer a FRIEND Deal" and soon all your friends will be doing the same exact, original dance moves as you in perfect unity!

Can you think of ANYTHING that is BETTER or ACTUALLY EXISTS*?

Don't listen to all those who say you CAN'T do this or SHOULDN'T do that.  Don't even listen to the voice of reason in your head.  You sort of like dancing right?  Then why are you still reading and not ordering this REAL bargain of the deal of your life time, for you to enjoy for the rest of your life probably?  Is it because you are an asshole or what?
   

Are you able to imagine the SERIOUSNESS in my tone of voice?

Simply sign up for $49.99 per lesson to be electronically transferred every week from your credit card, bank account, piggy bank, car drink holder change pile etc., and you will enjoy the feeling of having less money to waste on other, non-awesome things!   You can't not unwin this sensational game of learning to dance!

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*offer doesn't actually exist and isn't real

**Free offer lasts for 30 days

***Trial Offer starts when order is processed and ends 30 days after.  Please allow First Lesson 2-3 months for delivery.

**** Not Guaranteed

***** Records will not be delivered if a standard 78 vinyl record album does not fit in a standard mailbox*******

******NOT new

*******standard mailbox doesn't fit a standard 78 record album

Cover Song of a song I used to hate:

But as I get older and older and older and older my tastes and appreciations change.  I had fun making this now that I remember recording it whenever.  Enjoy!  Share!  Like!  Fish!  Juggle!  Sex!

Right Next to Brockton
Another white brother named Slap D
Real black brothers aren't allowed in Wee Bee
When I save Docs I use Dropbox
Before I eat dinner yo I take my hat off
I'm number two boy and if you mess with me
I'll tell my Mom and she'll have to come and save me and
Pay you cash, that's how I chicken out
Im a mommas boy, that's what I'm talkin bout
Never gonna mumble, (mumbles)
When I played football I always fumble
I eat a lot and I still ain' that fat
And it's a fact that I think I got a rash
I like my ice cream smooth
Ain't no telling if I"ll top it with a Baby Ruth
All I ever wanted was to keep you dancing,
Like that Mmmm Bop record from that band called Hanson
SM58 is the tool
I don't want to want to make myself look like a fool haha
I know how it's gonna go there ain't no maybe,
I clean my teeth with a brush daily,
Yo weekly, monthly, yearly,
I go to the dentist for a checkup and a cleaning
Cause I'm from the town with the capital W B
You want to get lunch with me?
We can go to the town park, and feed the ducks
Cause Slap D might need a few bucks
As I leave, believe I'm starving
but when I come back boy, I'm coming

Right Next To Brockton!!!

...a cow goes moooo....

You Are Now About To Witness The Absence Of Street Knowledge :Brothermaniac Presents Slapmaster D

In high school I used to go by the stage name, Slapmaster D, for the two songs I performed on stage.

For one song, two of my buddies and I performed a satirical version of NWA's "Straight Out Of Compton" for our senior variety show and I recently found an old vcr tape with it.  Before watching I VAGUELY remembered the performance and then realized that we had been drinking 40s out in my car before stepping on stage and blowing up the mics.  I think I might have shared it before but here it anyway below.

Other performers were MC SID  (Brian Anderson) who's dressed in a graduation gown, and Mr. Auto (Chris Peckham)

so I decided to start working on a current version of "Right Next To Brockton" using my good old moniker.

Album art

"One of these things ain't like the others, one of these things just ain't the same"

Stay tuned...

Another High School Project. French Murder Mystery Movie.

Salvage in Concert

The Bush Pirates - Video Playlist

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Stress in Teenagers- information and help can be reached by going back ...

Hello Mr. Jerkface

Made this when I woke up today for another reason but ended up with this.... whatever.  The melody has been stuck in my head for days.

Some New Uploads of some Old songs of Older songs

Smell Gone - Antiperspirant, Deodorant, and Salad Dressing in one.

http://www.youtube.com/v/UexIidhseYw?autohide=1&version=3&feature=share&autohide=1&showinfo=1&attribution_tag=9qw8sf_VgT7XLh6p7KHj6g&autoplay=1